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We distracted people often forget things and get entangled in complicated and embarrassing situations. Not everybody understands that distractedness actually reflects a high level of concentration (on something else). That’s why we have founded the global Association for Distracted People, ADP, and created this site. Here, distractedness is something to be proud of. Read other distracted people’s testimonies, share tips and tricks. Become a member! Read more

Tuesday, 09 February 2010

Welcome!

Association for distracted people goes global

It started with a national associaton for distracted people in a small country famous for its tidiness, quality Volvos and depressive Bergman films. It became a major success.
"Now is the time to extend a helping hand to distracted people anywhere in the world. That´s why we have launched a global association for distracted people, ADP," says the founder.
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Cell phones that fall off

people keep putting stuff on the roof of the car

One of the most common reasons cell phones break down is because people leave them on the roofs of their cars.
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She called
in sick, but ...
Read about the woman who thought that she was not driving, or the consultant who called in sick to a job she had quit months earlier. Our members provide the most amazing stories.
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Einstein's wonderful hair

Albert Einstein did a lot to promote the image of fuzzy hair and a distracted lifestyle.

Read about his hair and style

Join our campaign
Many distracted people want to be members of this association, but they will never remember to come here and enroll. You can help them!
Order a surprise diploma or give them a diploma on their birthday or another special day.

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